Santa Stops Off For A Quick Bite Before His Trip
And boy, can the jolly old elf put away the chow!
T’was the day before Christmas
And all through the club
People were eating steak
schrod and chicken parm sub
Most patrons were merry
And filled with such glee
They drank at the bar
And watched golf on TV
Last minute shoppers
Were buying gift cards,
The line was so long
At least twenty yards
Then all of a sudden
Out back on the green
We heard a loud whir
From a flying machine
We ran to the window
To see such a sight
Marc Ginsburg returned
From a cold Arctic flight
He had old Saint Nick
Squished in his seat
It was the big night
He needed a treat
He ordered the nachos
The lobster and pie
He ate quite a lot
That isn’t a lie
Thanks Judy and Brenda
Thanks Kathy and Steve
Then he wiped off his beard
With the back of his sleeve
Thanks Missy, Elisha
Thanks Kerry and Dave
I hate to leave now
This place is my fave
But it is the big night
I really must go
To ready my sleigh
And fly through the snow
His words struck a chord
They rang clear and true
Merry Christmas to all